Look ma, no spine!

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I’ve noticed when I’m hungry, when I feel like there is a hole in my stomach… You’ll notice I have no spine. I lose my spine. It simply disappears.

I don’t know why. It just does. I try to resist the fast fix, the donut, the soda, the hotdog. But to no avail.

I think my spine liquifies and is secreted into my body cavity via my spleen, wherein it is dispursed through out my nervous system as an hunger stimulant.

So lesson is this: Don’t let hole develop, or spine will fold-up like cheap card table.

3 Responses

  1. I stumbled across your blog with the next arrow and I’ve really enjoyed reading it. For me the hole in my stomach feels like an animal gnawing on something so I drown it.

  2. Hilarious! Drowning the animal!!! Sometimes I feel it too. I think it is a duck-billed platapus gnawing on my spleen. Problem is they are an amphibian. They float. They also drink spinal fluid.

  3. I have to keep busy out of the kitchen or even out of the house to keep from feeding the monster. I try to drink water, or have a handful of almonds then give it 15min-hour. Sometimes i just have a headache so I take something for that as well.

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